jitle you, jitle me, jitle.us

No, not like that at all

1. B: What do you think the chances of survival are of jumping out our window
2. Me: Absolutely zero
3. B: What about if you aimed for that green spot
4. Me: First, that is a hundred yards away, Second, no.
5. B: What if there was a mattress?
6. Me: Like an air mattress that a stunt man uses?
7. B: Yeah
8. Me: Absolutely not.
9. B: What if the air mattress was the size of the block?
10. Me: Ok, maybe then, you have a shot at survival, but that would cost $2 Million.
11. B: No it wouldn't, I could totally make it.
12. Me: Sometimes I think our conversations are really Jake and Amir worthy
13. B: Like me being Jake and you being Amir
14. Me: Wow